hi i'm brian

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awkwaben:

Just the other day, too.

i cannot count the number of times they’ve called me matt or my brother jesse. or gone through a sort of cycle of sputtering jesse-matt-jesse-matt-goddammit-YOUKIDS.

Growing up, it was rare but happened infrequently where mum would call me by one of the daycare kid’s names. These days? She is equal to more likely to call me the wrong name - usually her sister’s - than my own.

I just answer to Madeline/Trudy/Mable now as often as I do Amanda. It’s faster.

I’m an only child. My mom calls me by the cat’s names.

AimeeAshleyIanwhicheveroneyouare

Me, my mom, and my two sisters all have names starting with “C”.

“Oh, Paul, could you-“

DO I LOOK LIKE A MAN TO YOU?

If I did that’d be pretty cool

They call me my brother Ant all the time ! 

My mom called me Hans one time.

…..

That’s my dog’s name.

“Brian—Seth—Trevor—whatever.”

“Uh. You got it right the first time.”