hi i'm brian

galaxy-hearts:

adamaii:

striderprovider:

imaginary-jadey:

boner-core:

doctorscience:

criminallyincompetent:

My English teacher, a longbow, and a lifetime supply of maple cinnamon bagels with light cream cheese.

Relatively fucked, I’d say.

eliese, shotgun, bacon

i’m ok with this

im surviving wiht jade , my weapon is a baseball bat and „ i have a lifettime supply of chocolate mugcakes

im totally ok with this

• habu (and alex)
• weapon is an axe
• LAST THING I ATE WAS TACOS
• YISS THIS IS ACCEPTABLE

Jade

the last video game i played since i dont play video games would oh my sdgsd IT’S THE DIDLO IN FACADE. THAT’S MY WEAPON. 

oh and the last thing i ate was little debbie brownies 

welp i think i’m gonna be ok 

>ASTRAL

»»>ASTRAL

>have toon link’s sword

WELP IM FUCKED

okay, Colton. we’ve got a lifetime supply of ice cream and our weapon is a guitar shaped like a baby rabbit. CAN WE DO THIS???

Wendy, Dawnbringer (extra damage to undead, fuck yes), Cranberry muffins

other than the cranberry muffins, i’m not particularly fucked

(Source: victran)